Monday, August 11, 2008

My Georgia Strategy: Ten Easy Steps to Bring Russia to Her Knees

1. Restrict sale of Gulfstream jets and Feadship yachts to Russian oligarchs
2. Require that Russians only view Russian programming on television
3. Prohibit sale of property in London, South of France and Palm Beach to Russian oligarchs
4. Ship unlimited quantities of Microsoft VISTA to Russia
5. Curtail shipments of Ferrari, Bentley, Rolls Royce and Mercedes to Russia
6. Curtail shipments of Gucci, Louis Vuitton, Prada and Givenchy to Russia
7. Curtail shipments of Rolex, Breitling, Piaget, and Patek Phillipe to Russia
8. Curb iTunes downloads to Russia
9. Require that Russian oligarchs buy only "Made in Russia" products
10.Restrict sale of heels more than two inches high to Russian hookers

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