In a breaking story, this afternoon, Hillary Clinton revealed to a group of Gay Lesbian Transexual quilters outside of Lancaster, Pennsylvania, the heart of Mennonite country, that she and President Clinton had done a threeway with Monica Lewinsky in the Oval Office. At pains throughout her campaign to explain her rectitude in the face of Lewinsky Blow Job (now, per Saturday Night Live, known as Blow Joy) scandal she finally made a full breast of the facts behind the Oval door.
As the word has recently leaked of Hillary's love for guns and Jack Daniels neat, the butch contingent among her supporters have increasingly clamored for her to tell the complete story. Many of us could not understand why she stood by her man throughout that perjured tragedy.
Now, we know she was protecting her future plans for her own run for the White House. The nation could accept a blow job on the Arkansas bad boy Prez, but it would be quite another matter to accept that the First Lady was a hound dog herself. It would reinforce all the old stereotypes surrounding those who attended exclusive all girl schools in the 1960s and make the bad boy Prez more sympathetic.
No doubt the press will dig deep on this one. Hopefully they will dig just as deep on stroked out John and Cindy McCain.
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