Eliot Spitzer has just announced this afternoon in New York that he is withdrawing his candidacy for President of the United States in the 2016 election.
Citing his desire to spend more time with his family, Spitzer's announcement was a bombshell in political salons across the country.
Accompanied by his wife, Spitzer said that her increasing interest in the culinary arts made home life an even bigger draw. According to reports from those close to the family, she has recently starting making Eggs Benedict at home.
[Apologies to the several who inquired, "What is the deal with Eggs Benedict?" Among certain members of the male species, a common barnyard question to ask the about to be betrothed young man is, "Do you know the two things you don't get at home after marriage?" Inevitably, the young man says, "No." To which you reply, "Blow jobs and Eggs Benedict."]
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