"Bleep"

What the “bleep.” I cannot “bleeping” believe the “bleep” that comes out of Huck-a-Buck’s mouth. Polls now have Huck-a-Buck running neck and neck (Is that redneck?) with McCain in South Carolina. What is all this “bleep” about the New South? This is the Old South and old “bleep!”

Huck-a-Buck wonders aloud whether of not Mormons believe that Jesus and the Devil are brothers. He is a creationist who believes in intelligent design and is a literal believer in the Bible who says that the earth was created 6000 years ago. He equates homosexuality with bestiality. He wants the Constitution amended to represent the teachings of the Bible.

For reasons I cannot discern, the mainstream media is paying to little attention to the details of what this “pitchfork populist” says. They give it passing notice on the news pages, but for some reason I am unable to find anything in the Comics section of the paper on the man.

I mean, “bleep.” Huck-a-Buck is a “bleeping “idiot. I have known forever that Bible thumpers or Jesus Freaks, as we used to call them, were “bleeped” and came from the shallow end of the gene pool. He guy sounds like a “bleeping” alien. I am wondering why people don’t call him out for the completely inane “bleeping” fool he is. Are we afraid of offending the 20% of the “bleeping” population that has their “bleeping” heads up their “bleep?”

Thank God for South Park.